1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,315 WOMAN: Okay. 4 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,417 Well, how long do you think it's been? 5 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:21,522 MAN: A couple of weeks maybe, a little bit more. 6 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,125 WOMAN: Derrick, it's been six months. 7 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:25,726 MAN: No, it can't be. 8 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:30,098 Yes, it has been. Six months. No sex. 9 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,334 Okay, I know how good your memory is, 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,503 but that doesn't sound right. 11 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,505 Then, well, trust me. It is right. 12 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,173 And we really need to do something about it. 13 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,208 DERRICK: Like what? 14 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:43,444 Like, take a vacation. 15 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:46,080 You know, we can do a quick little weekend getaway. 16 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,183 It'd be fun. 17 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,685 Little bubbly, jacuzzi... 18 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,254 We could, but I don't think I have 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,089 that kind of time right now, neither do you. 20 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,491 Well, I don't care. I'm willing to make the time. 21 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:00,628 Since when? Every time I've tried to start something, 22 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,463 you're too busy studying. 23 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:05,233 Okay. Well, every time I've tried to start something, 24 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:06,334 you're always busy working. 25 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,171 And you know what? We got married. 26 00:01:10,204 --> 00:01:11,805 We've promised ourselves that 27 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:15,143 we would never let it get boring in the bedroom. 28 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,778 Do you remember that? I remember. 29 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,648 So how is it that we manage to let six whole months go by 30 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,884 and we barely even noticed? 31 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,521 Six months and nine days, actually. 32 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,889 You know, I hate that you're keeping 33 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,560 track of how often we have sex. 34 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,495 Actually it's more like I'm keeping 35 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,863 track of how often we're not. 36 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,114 Well? What do you think? 37 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,220 Hmm, it's okay. 38 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,389 Yeah, I thought it'd be a little bigger though. 39 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,628 So no get away. Not even a weekend? 40 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,497 I want to, April. 41 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,899 I just don't see it happening right now. 42 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:17,205 Great. Saying "no" to vacation sex. 43 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,339 We're officially old. 44 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,582 Hey, guys. 45 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:30,351 Hi, Robin. Hey. 46 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:31,519 Hey, how are you? 47 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,221 Good. How are you doing? Good. 48 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,622 I really think you guys are gonna like this one. 49 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:35,656 Come on, let's go see it. 50 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,529 So this is it. Oh. 51 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:43,297 This property just went on the market. 52 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:45,399 It's three bedrooms, two and a half baths 53 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,302 and it's got a formal dining room as you can see. 54 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,772 And, April, you are not going to believe the closet space. 55 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,713 Oh, no. You hate it. 56 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:04,785 No. I don't hate it. I really don't. 57 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,390 You know, I just don't think this is the one. 58 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,658 Are you sure you don't wanna 59 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,326 take a quick look upstairs first? 60 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,994 Yeah, I'm sure. 61 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,364 What do you think? 62 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,798 To be honest, I kind of like it. 63 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,800 But you know, we both have to be happy. 64 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,602 I'm sorry. 65 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,437 I know this is like the millionth house you've shown us. 66 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,838 It's okay. 67 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:28,676 We'll see a million more if we have to. 68 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,510 All right. 69 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,678 Right. 70 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,880 Houses like people they always 71 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,915 have some kind of imperfection. 72 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:37,017 There's no such thing as the perfect house. 73 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,852 There is a perfect house for us. 74 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:42,623 It is out there. All we have to do is find it. 75 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,591 ( phone ringing ) 76 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:45,793 Trouble. 77 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,461 Hey. 78 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,463 CHRISTY: What are you doing right now? 79 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,832 Nothing. Well, I'm in the car, driving with Derrick. 80 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,467 We're going home. 81 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,702 Good. Come and have a drink with us. 82 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:55,736 We're at Rosie's. 83 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,772 Hi, Derrick! 84 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,908 Hi, Christy. 85 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,876 I can't. I have homework. 86 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,779 CHRISTY: Come on! One drink's not gonna kill you... 87 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:09,950 Derrick, bring your wife to me right now. 88 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:10,918 Wow. 89 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,623 One drink, that's it. 90 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:16,857 Oh, yeah, yeah. 91 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,892 So you guys have sex on the motorcycle. 92 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,027 Yes. Top that. 93 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,795 I'm sorry, April. 94 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:24,332 I've heard this story before, and I can confirm 95 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,399 that is in fact the case. 96 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,900 Yes. Thanks sweetie. 97 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,736 Okay, wait, wait. I don't get it. 98 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,971 Look, how was he able to steer and have sex 99 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:31,939 with you at the same time? 100 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,541 Yeah. 101 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,476 Oh, we weren't moving. We were parked. 102 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,345 Parked? Wait, that doesn't count. 103 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,348 Why? It was sex, and it was on a motorcycle. 104 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,049 If the motorcycle wasn't moving, 105 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,951 then it's not that impressive. 106 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,653 Not impressive? 107 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,521 Are you kidding me? 108 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:52,025 Do you know how much balance and flexibility it takes to-- 109 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,395 APRIL: A lot balance and flexibility. 110 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,896 Hey, back me up on this. 111 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,631 What? No, I'm sorry, honey. 112 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:59,066 I am gonna have to go with Derrick on this one. 113 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,701 Oh, no you suck. 114 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,936 You're not my best friend anymore. 115 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,105 Huh, I am too your best friend. 116 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,341 Okay, let's just think of it this way: 117 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,477 What if I said that I did it in the car, 118 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,512 but the car was parked in the garage, 119 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:12,980 how could I call the big deal. 120 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,082 Right, but if the car's flying down 405 freeway, 121 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,084 then you got bragging rights. 122 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:20,821 Give me some. Aah. 123 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,356 That's not bad idea. 124 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,057 But it's always jammed really. 125 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,993 Hi, guys. I'm sorry, but your server had to run home 126 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,795 to handle an emergency, 127 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,431 so I'll be taking care of you the rest of the night. 128 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,699 I'm Jessica. 129 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,101 Hi, Jessica. You must be new here. 130 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,637 Kind of sort of. 131 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:39,540 I used to worked here a couple years ago, then I left. 132 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,608 And now I'm back. 133 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,042 Great. Welcome back. 134 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,578 Thanks. So can I get anybody anything? 135 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,982 You know-- Actually, well, we should be going. 136 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,551 Yes, it's about that time. 137 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,454 No, no, no, no, no. Stay for one more. 138 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,722 I can't. 139 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,889 Come on, I got to hit the books. 140 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:57,558 All right. 141 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:02,663 So, what do you think? You wanna head out or? 142 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,733 Um, no, I'm cool sticking around. 143 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:06,767 Yeah, okay. Okay. 144 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,736 All right. 145 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:09,803 Well, then I guess we'll talk to you guys later. 146 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,472 Okay. That's for-- 147 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,673 No, no, no, that's for you. You cheated. 148 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,076 All right. 149 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,679 And the first round is on me, guys. 150 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,747 Oh, thanks. 151 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,814 I appreciate that, man. 152 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:22,583 Thank you. 153 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:23,751 I'll hit you later, bro. 154 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,519 Bye. Thanks. 155 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:26,554 That wasn't funny. 156 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,524 So you guys good here. 157 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,792 Do you need anything else? 158 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:32,593 Yes. We have-- We need some bread. 159 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:33,661 Bread. 160 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,829 Can you top sex on a motorcycle? 161 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,745 What are you doing? 162 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,715 I'm trying to distract you. 163 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,749 Oh. Uh-huh. 164 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,785 Yeah, I can feel that. 165 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,488 No, no, no, no. Come on, stop it. 166 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,122 I have got a ton of stuff, I've gotta get into my head 167 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,824 by the end of the week. 168 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,126 And you also have a six-months-and-nine-day 169 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,461 dry spell to break. 170 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:10,864 Okay. 171 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,800 Right after I'm done with this, I promise you. 172 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,502 I'll be in, I'll be in. 173 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,536 Would you-- 174 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,210 All right, all right, all right. 175 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,646 Twenty minutes, okay. 176 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:26,780 You better make them count. 177 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:28,448 That's all I need. 178 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:32,786 Come here you. 179 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,525 Hi. 180 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,126 Give me a big kiss. 181 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,564 I'm so happy. 182 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,532 We got some time. 183 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,068 ( PHONE RINGING ) 184 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:51,071 No, no, no. Don't, don't even think about it. 185 00:07:51,104 --> 00:07:52,606 But I have to. It's probably work. 186 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,676 I know. 187 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,010 And you can call them back 188 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,179 after you have sex with your wife. 189 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,248 Mm-hmm. 190 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,783 No, Derrick, come on. 191 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,784 Come on, seriously, would you-- 192 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,752 Hello? 193 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,121 Why? What happened? 194 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,661 No, I'm not coming in. It's my day off. 195 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,865 It's not a lot of people. 196 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,533 You've cooked for larger parties than that. 197 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,872 Look, I don't care that they requested me. 198 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,073 I can't just-- 199 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,546 Okay, fine. 200 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,182 I'm on my way. 201 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,662 Don't be mad. I won't be long. 202 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,665 You will. You'll be there all night. 203 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,667 But it's no big deal, right? 204 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,903 April, I'm doing this for us. 205 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,838 You know, I wouldn't be able to afford to buy the house 206 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,607 if the restaurant wasn't doing so well. 207 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:04,678 Oh, okay. So you're buying the house by yourself now? 208 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,213 That what's happening? 209 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,617 You know, it's fine. Just-- 210 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,219 Just go. 211 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,760 I promise, I won't be long, okay? 212 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:20,828 I promise. 213 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,739 ( KNOCKING AT DOOR ) 214 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:39,913 Wow. You look like hell. 215 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,281 Shut up. 216 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,850 I'm horny and I need coffee. 217 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,654 Come on. 218 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,821 Good morning. 219 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,895 So the cold streak continues? 220 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,330 Hmm, unfortunately. 221 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,803 I have no idea what I'm gonna do. 222 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,674 I even floated the idea of us taking a quick vacation, 223 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:07,675 but he shot me down. 224 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,278 You know what? 225 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,213 Let's talk about something else. 226 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:16,016 This is way too depressing. 227 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,851 What's too depressing? 228 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:22,923 April needs more dick in her life. 229 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,224 Really? Still? 230 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,826 What is problem? 231 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:27,695 I don't know. It's like, forever. 232 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,762 It's been like-- 233 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,764 Okay, hello. Right here. 234 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:34,034 Hey, friend over here dying inside wounded. 235 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,103 So could you maybe not talk about me? 236 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,171 Like, not into-- 237 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,774 Oh, hi. 238 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,309 Sorry. 239 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,011 It's okay. 240 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,116 April, you probably remember Jessica? 241 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,918 Yeah, you're the waitress. 242 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,686 Yeah. 243 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,921 Hi. 244 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,255 Hi. You mind if we get going? 245 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,790 Not at all. 246 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,325 Ladies, if you'll excuse us, 247 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:03,931 I have to give Jessica here a drive back to her car. 248 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,299 Oh, yeah, sure. 249 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,135 Mm-hmm. 250 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,937 Okay, drive safe. 251 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,138 Yeah. All right. 252 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,806 Bye. 253 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,941 Bye. 254 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:16,209 Uh, it was nice to see you. 255 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,878 Again. 256 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,013 Yeah. You too. 257 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,320 What is wrong with you? 258 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,924 Why didn't you tell me you guys had somebody over? 259 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,393 I wouldn't have just invited myself in the way I did. 260 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,829 It's okay. You didn't interrupt anything. 261 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,002 Go ahead, you know, you wanna look. 262 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,036 You know I do. 263 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,409 Oh, man. 264 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,278 You guys work fast. 265 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,513 You just met the poor girl last night. 266 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,248 Oh, what can I say? 267 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,184 You and Derrick left and the three of us 268 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,285 sort of hit it off. 269 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:02,255 Yeah, yeah. Right. 270 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,058 All right, what's going on with you? 271 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,093 Come on. 272 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,097 I don't know. 273 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,303 I know we still love each other 274 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:20,373 and we're still hot for each other, 275 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:24,211 just like we're too busy to enjoy each other. 276 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,478 And it wasn't always like this I mean, 277 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,982 we used to do it all the time. 278 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,451 But at some point, I don't know. The sex 279 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,954 just kind of tapered off... 280 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,158 and I didn't realize it was happening. 281 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,161 ( DOOR OPENING ) 282 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,163 Sorry, ladies. Don't mind me. 283 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,065 That was fast. 284 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,334 Jessica forgot her phone. 285 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,240 Leave-behind. Classic rookie move. 286 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,207 Means she liked us. 287 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,078 Got it. See you later. 288 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,079 Bye. 289 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113 Bye. 290 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,354 What are you thinking? 291 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,388 Nothing. 292 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,161 I just had a crazy thought. 293 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:19,132 Can I ask you a personal question? 294 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,467 Of course you can. 295 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:26,239 No, like a really personal question. 296 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,388 You okay? 297 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,256 Remember when we went to Miami? 298 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,298 Yeah. What about it? 299 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,466 We were on that red-eye flight, 300 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,236 and at some point you realized that everybody else 301 00:13:56,269 --> 00:14:01,441 who've fallen asleep, and so you dared me-- 302 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,443 No, no, you double dared me 303 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:07,080 to sneak into the bathroom with you. 304 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,216 And so I did. 305 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,118 Yeah, that was fun. Mm-hmm. 306 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,522 We never do stuff like that anymore. 307 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,391 What are you saying? 308 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,060 You want to have sex on a plane again? 309 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:25,098 No. 310 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:29,269 Maybe not that, but I think we should do something. 311 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,205 Something different. 312 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,240 Different like what? 313 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:39,346 APRIL: Matt and Christy had a girl over last night. 314 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,514 DERRICK: Matt and Christy always have a girl over. 315 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,118 Sometimes a girl and a guy. 316 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,086 APRIL: Yeah, I know. 317 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,256 So I had a thought. 318 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,095 What if we did something like that? 319 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,664 What are you saying? 320 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,199 You wanna have an open marriage? 321 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,234 No. 322 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,637 I was just thinking we could try a one-time thing, 323 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,273 you know, just to get our groove back. 324 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,379 All right. 325 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,480 DERRICK: What is this? A test? 326 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,182 You're not saying that 327 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,716 you'd let me have sex with Christy. 328 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,385 APRIL: It's not a test. 329 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,387 And trust me, it sound like, I would love it, 330 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,224 but I don't know I'd be there, too. 331 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,227 And wouldn't be like, you were going behind my back. 332 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,530 Well... 333 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,402 I mean-- 334 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,070 If you're serious, I-- 335 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,110 Okay, I-- 336 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,177 I'm down. 337 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,478 APRIL: Yeah? 338 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,479 Okay, good. 339 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,351 We'll figure out with a good night for them and set it up. 340 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,385 DERRICK: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "With them?" 341 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,286 Great dinner. 342 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,087 APRIL: Yeah. 343 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,655 The four of us. 344 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,257 That's what we've talking about here, Derrick. 345 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,191 That's not what I'm talking about. 346 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,526 What makes you think 347 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,694 I want to share our bed with a man? 348 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,563 That's not what I was thinking. 349 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,133 Why are you getting so uncomfortable? 350 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,634 Because I'm comfortable with three, not four. 351 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,438 So you're fine with having sex with me 352 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,706 and another woman, but the minute 353 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,442 I wanna throw another man in the mix, 354 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,344 that's the deal breaker. 355 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,512 DERRICK: Don't ask me to explain it, but that's-- 356 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,181 It's different. 357 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,515 APRIL: Yeah, you know, I can explain it. 358 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,683 It's called a double standard. 359 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,621 You know, Derrick, we don't even have to try this. 360 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,490 It was just an idea. 361 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,726 But if you think I'm not gonna call you 362 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,196 out for bullshit, you're crazy. 363 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,179 Okay, I'll do it. 364 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:56,416 But, I don't want him touching me. 365 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,485 I don't want him on my side of the bed. 366 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,187 I don't want the lights on. 367 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,688 I don't even want to know he is in the room. 368 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,390 And if that makes me crazy 369 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,757 and uptight then that's just what I'll be. 370 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,394 Okay, you're not crazy or uptight. 371 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,565 Look, all we have to do is set the ground rules 372 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,235 and nobody will have a problem. 373 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,683 Mmm. You smell good. 374 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,655 How long have you been up? 375 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,656 Not long. 376 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,593 Are you okay? 377 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,761 Yeah. Fine. 378 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,829 Good. 379 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,291 ( APRIL MOANING ) 380 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,438 Oh, sounds like they're back in business. 381 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,739 Hmm. 382 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,741 Look like our job here is done. 383 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,381 APRIL: Oh, yeah. 384 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,521 Oh, God. 385 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,856 Oh. 386 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,624 Oh, yeah. 387 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,761 Yeah. 388 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,797 Hey, guys, we're gonna go now. 389 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,632 APRIL: Bye. 390 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,701 Thanks. 391 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,835 Have a good time. 392 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,350 What time's your interview? 393 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,520 In a couple of hours. I'm heading out soon. 394 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,522 All right. 395 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:56,556 I got to go. 396 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,860 Good luck. 397 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:01,861 Thanks. 398 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,499 Hey. 399 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:10,470 So I just want to say, 400 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,405 I had fun last night. 401 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,709 Yeah. Me, too. 402 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,345 Yeah. 403 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:23,650 If you want to, you know, see Derrick again, 404 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:24,651 just let me know. 405 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,619 I'll clear out. 406 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,390 Uh, we're not seeing either of them again, remember? 407 00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,058 Not like last night. That was just a favor. 408 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,993 What do you mean? 409 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,663 You know we're not supposed to mess around with friends. 410 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,865 Friends get weird. Things get complicated. 411 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,003 Okay. 412 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,672 Right. 413 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,674 Jesus. 414 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,809 Was she that good? Should I be worried? 415 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,012 She was okay. 416 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,584 But she sure as hell wasn't you. 417 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,051 Uh-huh. All right. 418 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,920 That's more like it. 419 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,921 You wanna know how Derrick was? 420 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:02,955 I'll tell you everything. 421 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:06,426 Not the least bit curious. 422 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,694 Hmm, jeez. 423 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:10,963 I already knew that. Okay. 424 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,832 Call me and let me know how it goes. 425 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,901 Okay. I will. 426 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,536 I'll mail these while I'm out. 427 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:19,506 Ooh, actually, you can't. 428 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,408 I'm sorry I thought we had enough to cover the checks 429 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,942 I wrote, but we don't. 430 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:27,480 So they'll have to wait until we get some money. 431 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,083 I pay it on Friday. 432 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,552 Friday, then. Okay. 433 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,022 God, I hope you get this job. 434 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,058 Don't worry. 435 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,127 I'll make them love me. 436 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,562 I know you will. 437 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,911 Did I tell you how amazing you were last night? 438 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:01,848 Nope. 439 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,552 Well, you were amazing last night. 440 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,586 Thanks. 441 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,790 You're kinda quiet this morning. 442 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,592 You all right? 443 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,660 Yep. 444 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,130 Okay. 445 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,899 Hey, you know what'd be great? 446 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,702 If you use two words to answer me instead of just one. 447 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,974 I'm just wondering... 448 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,979 why was so important for you to do this. 449 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,116 What do you mean? You know why. 450 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,551 We talked about it. 451 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,520 I know, but-- 452 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,691 You know what? Forget it. 453 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:46,025 Oh, don't do that. 454 00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,660 You know I hate it when you do that. 455 00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,730 Just tell me what's on your mind. 456 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,798 You let him go down on you. 457 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,967 So? 458 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,669 So I thought that was off-limits. 459 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:00,507 What made you think that? 460 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,709 You never let me do it. 461 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,545 Don't "let" you? 462 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,580 Excuse me, but you choose not to do it. 463 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,249 And I choose not to complain about it. 464 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,719 Yeah. 465 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:15,555 You don't complain about it. 466 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,524 You just get me 467 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:18,858 to let somebody else come in here 468 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:19,859 and do it for you. 469 00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,260 What? Hold up. 470 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,195 What are you saying? 471 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:25,231 Are you saying that I tricked you into this? 472 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,502 I don't know. Did you? 473 00:24:47,253 --> 00:24:48,955 All right, you know what? 474 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:52,825 Can we just start this whole conversation over? 475 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:56,295 We don't have to. Just forget I said anything. 476 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,897 What was I supposed to do? 477 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,999 I mean, look-- 478 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,568 It's not like I planned it. 479 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:02,569 Oh, my God. 480 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:03,670 He just sort of-- 481 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,972 He just went for it and I just-- 482 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,843 Was I supposed to tell him stop? 483 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:14,647 Like I said, we don't need to talk about this. 484 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,115 Derrick, why? How? 485 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,617 I wouldn't understand 486 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:19,251 how you can be jealous right now. 487 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,921 It is not like I cheated on you! 488 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,289 You were right there! 489 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,757 Really? 490 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:28,060 Yeah, really. What? This is crazy. 491 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,261 Mm-hmm. 492 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,797 I thought we were finally good. 493 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,600 We just had sex in the fucking bathroom! 494 00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:35,935 I didn't initiate that. 495 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,804 What? 496 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,205 Like I said, I didn't start the bathroom thing. 497 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,940 Oh. 498 00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:44,711 You came in there while I'm taking a shower 499 00:25:44,744 --> 00:25:45,812 and jumped all over me. 500 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,949 It is what it is. 501 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,284 Right. Apparently it is. Okay. I got you. 502 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,953 I got you. 503 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,856 All right, so when you have a problem with me, 504 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,357 you can fuck me, right? 505 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,660 But you can't talk to me. 506 00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,794 It's a perk. 507 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,666 Well, I'm glad that I'm still good 508 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:07,800 for something around here. 509 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:08,935 Me too. 510 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:36,729 ( KNOCKING AT DOOR ) 511 00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,868 Hey, April. 512 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,069 Hi. 513 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,874 I need Christy. 514 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:49,742 She is not here. She got called into work. 515 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:53,012 Oh, shit. 516 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,681 What's wrong? 517 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,886 It's nothing. I'm sorry I bothered you. 518 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,694 You guys had a fight, didn't you? 519 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:10,997 About last night? 520 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:14,867 How'd you know? 521 00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:22,174 That look on your face? I've seen it before. 522 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:26,979 You wanna-- 523 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,180 You wanna talk about it? 524 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:33,820 Only if you're not busy, 525 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,889 because I really need to get out of here for a little while. 526 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,092 My day's wide open. 527 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,270 So what happened? 528 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,176 He got mad because-- 529 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:01,948 Because? 530 00:28:01,981 --> 00:28:04,250 What? 531 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,952 What's so funny? 532 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,088 Oh, it's nothing. You know, I'm sorry. 533 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:12,158 I don't think I could talk to you about this. 534 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:15,494 I thought I could, but now that I'm actually sitting here. 535 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,496 I don't think I can. 536 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:20,432 Well, okay. 537 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,034 If you don't wanna talk about it, 538 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,069 we don't have to talk about it. 539 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:29,008 But you shouldn't feel awkward with me. 540 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:33,980 I mean, I know, I know, but we're still friends. 541 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:37,483 Yeah, we're friends that slept together. 542 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,055 And we're married. 543 00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,792 I know. I know. 544 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,027 Oh, God. This is so strange. 545 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:51,263 And I thought this was supposed to be 546 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,900 every man's fantasy, right? 547 00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,134 I mean, come on. 548 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,135 And now he's trying to act like 549 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,269 he is some sort of victim. 550 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,910 Is that why you did it? Just-- just for him? 551 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:07,914 No, I did it for me, too. 552 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,548 Yeah? I did. 553 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,516 Yeah. 554 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:15,855 Yeah, I did that. 555 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,089 I don't know, I thought it would just 556 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,892 kind of bring the magic back... 557 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:24,230 but instead it's just blowing up in my face. 558 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,005 So how do you and Christy do it? 559 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,575 Do what? 560 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,946 Well, I get behind her, she does her taxes and I-- 561 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:43,082 And I could take her and then she is like, "1099!" 562 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,417 She finishes-- yeah. We always do taxes. 563 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,585 That's amazing. I know. 564 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,553 It's good and efficient. 565 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,161 Oh, they've got a good lotion here. 566 00:29:58,064 --> 00:29:59,165 Okay. 567 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:03,169 So, I think I figured out 568 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,972 what started your fight with Derrick. 569 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:07,874 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 570 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,176 Is that what you've been thinking about all this time? 571 00:30:10,209 --> 00:30:12,144 Yeah. 572 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:19,051 So we're gonna do this. All right, fine, yeah. 573 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,086 Tell me your little theory. 574 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,292 I think... 575 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:31,163 that when you and Derrick have sex... 576 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,102 you don't always, you know, finish 577 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:37,369 or he finishes before you. 578 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:41,874 But, you know, hey, with me... 579 00:30:45,111 --> 00:30:49,381 you made it all the way there, and I think-- 580 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:51,617 I think he found that kind of threatening. 581 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,925 Nice try. 582 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,127 You're not even close. 583 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,929 Come on. You can be honest with me. 584 00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:05,664 Well, I am being honest. 585 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:10,269 Trust me, Derrick is good in that department. 586 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:11,537 How good? 587 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:14,640 Better than me? 588 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,346 Matt, what are you doing? 589 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:23,282 Oh, I'm asking you a question. 590 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,985 No, you're flirting with me. 591 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,588 Yeah. 592 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:32,524 I like flirting with you. 593 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,162 Stop it. 594 00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:37,163 I mean it. 595 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:39,999 Okay. 596 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,271 Okay. I'm sorry. 597 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,044 Look, I'm trying to fix something here, 598 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:55,047 not make it worse, you know. 599 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,715 Yeah. 600 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,985 And if you can't help me, or just listen to me vent, 601 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,219 well then, you know, 602 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,253 we should just probably just go. 603 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,721 April, wait. 604 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,922 Okay. 605 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,259 You're right. You are. 606 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,333 I just thought that you and I had... 607 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:21,740 a really strong connection last night. 608 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,110 A lot stronger than I thought it was gonna be. 609 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:34,353 But if I misread the situation, okay. 610 00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,388 You know, just say the word, I'll back off. 611 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,994 We had sex. 612 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:43,229 We didn't "connect." 613 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:51,103 You know, I'm not one of these girls that you 614 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:55,407 and Christy take home and-- 615 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,442 Oh, come on. Yeah. 616 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,609 Okay. You know what? 617 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,113 Whatever. 618 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:02,248 That's-- yeah. 619 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:04,950 This was stupid. 620 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,289 I should just go. 621 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,257 Okay? Yeah. 622 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:35,214 Thanks for picking up the check. 623 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:41,687 And don't worry, I'll pay you back. 624 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:47,393 Money's just, you know, 625 00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:48,694 it's been a little tight lately. 626 00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,232 ( PHONE RINGING ) 627 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,140 Hi, Robin. 628 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:04,310 Oh, wow. 629 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:07,746 Yeah. I'd like to. 630 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,149 I just--I don't know if we can make it. 631 00:34:12,351 --> 00:34:14,753 Yeah, but see Derrick is probably, you know, 632 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:16,388 he is at work now and-- 633 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:25,831 Yeah, actually, yes. 634 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:27,333 We'll make it. I'll get him there. 635 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:31,537 So what time are you thinking? 636 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,106 Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. 637 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,474 Let me give you a call back. 638 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,276 Okay bye. 639 00:34:56,362 --> 00:34:57,563 Hey, Derrick. 640 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,764 Your wife's here. 641 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:05,571 You want me to tell her you're busy? 642 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,573 No, I got it, Kevin. Thanks. 643 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:08,807 This is ready to go. 644 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:09,875 Okay. 645 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,157 Hey. 646 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:30,529 Do you get a break soon? 647 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:34,333 I have an hour coming up. Why? 648 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:39,405 Robin called. 649 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,907 She wants us to look at another place. 650 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,415 Okay. 651 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:50,649 Can you hang out for a few? 652 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,922 I'll be here. 653 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,190 All right. 654 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,695 ROBIN: Now I'll be honest. 655 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:05,564 This one is at the upper end of your price range, 656 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,299 but I still wanted you to see it. 657 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:08,934 It has a fantastic gourmet kitchen, 658 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,536 all the cabinets are brand-new, 659 00:36:10,569 --> 00:36:12,638 and the master bedroom suite opens up 660 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,506 onto a beautiful covered patio. 661 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,309 Are they flexible on the price? 662 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,245 Well, I know the other agent. 663 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:21,380 So there's definitely wiggle room. 664 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,715 It's nice, don't you think? 665 00:36:23,749 --> 00:36:25,484 Yeah. 666 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,720 Big backyard. We could put in a pool. 667 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:30,222 Yeah. 668 00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:34,326 And there's only three registered sex offenders 669 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,394 in this neighborhood. 670 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:39,665 Yeah. 671 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,734 Yeah. 672 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:46,272 I think we're gonna pass on this one. 673 00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:48,707 Yeah, I'm getting that feeling, too. 674 00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,451 What? 675 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,453 "Registered sex offender?" 676 00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:04,590 I was teasing you. 677 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,292 It didn't seem like you were paying too much 678 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,759 attention back there. 679 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,362 I was paying attention. 680 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,498 I just don't think that that's our house. 681 00:37:12,531 --> 00:37:14,633 What was wrong with it? Is it too big? 682 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:15,767 Is it too small? 683 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,303 Not enough bedrooms? What? 684 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,670 I don't know. 685 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,506 I can't put my finger on it. 686 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:23,309 I just know that the moment we walked into the house 687 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:26,378 that's meant for us, I'll know. 688 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,614 We both will. 689 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,616 I guess we'll keep looking, then. 690 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,724 Okay, you know that I'm so mad at you, right? 691 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,492 I know. 692 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,794 And I apologize I should have never said 693 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,396 those things to you. 694 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:47,666 I just got freaked out last night. 695 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:52,404 I thought I would be able handle what happened. 696 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,706 And but seeing it for myself I-- 697 00:37:56,608 --> 00:38:00,011 Whatever. It was my fault, not yours. 698 00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,282 And I just need to get past it. 699 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:13,759 All right, you don't ever get to talk to me 700 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,661 the way you did. 701 00:38:15,694 --> 00:38:16,828 Ever again. 702 00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:18,730 I won't. I won't. 703 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,065 I promise. 704 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,621 CHRISTY: Babe! 705 00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:45,090 Hey. 706 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:47,759 You will never guess what happened. 707 00:38:47,793 --> 00:38:49,628 What? 708 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,797 They offered me a full-time teaching position. 709 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,131 Starting Monday. 710 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,766 Are you serious? Yeah. 711 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,802 I mean, there is a little bit of paperwork, 712 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,704 but as of next week I-- 713 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,472 I'm officially part of the faculty 714 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,640 and not just a substitute. 715 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:05,411 That's amazing. My God. 716 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:06,645 Congratulations. 717 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,614 Thank you. 718 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:11,817 Thank you. Wow. Good work. 719 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:16,422 So how did your thing go? 720 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,123 What thing? 721 00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:19,791 Your interview, silly. 722 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:21,893 I was expecting a call or a text or something. 723 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:24,162 Oh, that. Yeah. 724 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,898 They called and pushed it back to tomorrow. 725 00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,900 Oh. I'm sorry. 726 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,902 Well, that just means you have another day 727 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:32,738 to prepare, right? 728 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,574 That's right. 729 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,809 So what have you been doing all day? 730 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:40,746 Nothing. 731 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,783 Just hanging out. 732 00:39:44,816 --> 00:39:46,485 You haven't even left the house? 733 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:51,590 Nope. 734 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,195 Okay. Come on. 735 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,797 You're getting dressed. 736 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,932 What for? 737 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,501 We're gonna go celebrate. 738 00:40:07,573 --> 00:40:10,542 Well, to my girl Christy, the best teacher ever. 739 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:13,211 Yes, I don't know about all that. 740 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,482 I just hope I don't warp their little brains too badly. 741 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:17,516 Yeah. Me too. 742 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,488 Okay. Where is Derrick? 743 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:23,822 He said he'd come right back and hang out. 744 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:25,824 Well, you know, it's the top of a shift. 745 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,827 So he's got a slice and dice and make it all fabulous. 746 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,496 But I wanted us to have a little-- 747 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,564 Oh, oh. 748 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,566 Wow! 749 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,967 I think you're really happy about-- 750 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,636 Yes, I am. All right, okay. 751 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,571 I have to now go take my clothes off. 752 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:40,639 Oh, wow. All right. 753 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,544 Do you-- Okay. 754 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:56,722 You're not still mad at me, are you? 755 00:40:56,755 --> 00:40:58,824 You know, that depends. 756 00:40:58,857 --> 00:40:59,858 Are you gonna hit on me again? 757 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,229 No. 758 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,534 But for the record, 759 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:11,737 I do think you kind of overreacted. 760 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,007 Well, you know for the record, 761 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:18,243 you did kind of go way over the line. 762 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:23,014 Okay. 763 00:41:23,048 --> 00:41:26,017 I guess we'll just agree to disagree, then. 764 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:27,886 You know, I actually have a better idea. 765 00:41:27,919 --> 00:41:30,689 How about we agree that you are wrong? 766 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:38,964 Okay. Fine. 767 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,699 I was wrong. 768 00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:49,875 Dinner's on us, by the way. 769 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,579 You don't have to do that. 770 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:56,548 And Derrick hates it when his friends pay. 771 00:41:56,582 --> 00:42:00,619 Yeah, but that was before I slept with his wife. 772 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:04,823 Why don't you say that a little louder? 773 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,324 I don't think everybody heard you. 774 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,259 I'm sorry. Was I over the line again? 775 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:16,968 APRIL: Wait. 776 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,070 Hold on. 777 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:20,606 Try to the right. 778 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,074 No, no, no, my right. 779 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:24,576 Could you just-- 780 00:42:27,813 --> 00:42:28,914 Okay. 781 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,818 All right, let's just stop. 782 00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:37,689 What's wrong? 783 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,557 Nothing, I just-- 784 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:41,993 Come up here. 785 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,366 You okay? 786 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,670 Yeah, I'm fine. I just wanted you next to me. 787 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:55,707 Oh, I get it. 788 00:42:55,741 --> 00:42:57,108 You're trying to tell me 789 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:58,276 I don't know what I'm not doing. 790 00:42:58,309 --> 00:42:59,878 No. I didn't say that. 791 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:00,946 You didn't have to. 792 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:04,850 What are you doing? 793 00:43:07,853 --> 00:43:11,990 Okay, let's try it again. 794 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:13,725 What for? 795 00:43:13,759 --> 00:43:15,827 I obviously don't know what I'm doing. 796 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:16,928 Not like Matt. 797 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:12,083 Will you talk to me, please? 798 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,855 Okay. 799 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,201 You all set? 800 00:44:30,235 --> 00:44:32,871 Yeah... 801 00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:33,905 I think so. 802 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,877 Hey, how come they pushed your job interview 803 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,179 from yesterday to today? 804 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,986 Oh. 805 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,221 The guy had a conflict. 806 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,457 I think it was a family emergency or something. 807 00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:55,460 Oh. 808 00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:58,997 So they called and asked you to come in today instead. 809 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,833 Yeah. 810 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,802 They called you. 811 00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:08,439 Christy, yes. 812 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,142 Why do you ask? 813 00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:14,913 No reason. 814 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:23,822 They called again when you were in the shower. 815 00:45:29,995 --> 00:45:31,729 You're confirmed for this afternoon. 816 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,266 Okay. Good. 817 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,835 Thanks. 818 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,174 Good luck. 819 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:44,509 Thank you. 820 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,889 APRIL: And then he just walked out. 821 00:45:57,923 --> 00:46:00,525 And I tried to get him to talk to me, 822 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:03,128 but he just left without saying anything. 823 00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:09,300 And he knows how much I hate it when he does that. 824 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:10,902 You know, I think he did on purpose. 825 00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:16,942 And you're not even listening to me. 826 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,911 So-- 827 00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:21,146 Hey. 828 00:46:21,179 --> 00:46:23,248 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 829 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,083 What? 830 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,151 I am, I am. 831 00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:27,552 No, you're not. 832 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:32,323 You're off on another planet somewhere. 833 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:34,926 All right, fess up? What's going on with you? 834 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,230 Something's going on with Matt. 835 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,001 He had this big job interview yesterday, 836 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:45,871 one he was really excited about. 837 00:46:45,904 --> 00:46:47,338 But I think he ended up blowing it off. 838 00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,978 Well, what makes you think that? 839 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:56,114 Because the company called this morning. 840 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:59,184 He was in the shower, so I answered his phone. 841 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:01,619 They wanted to confirm that he was coming in today, 842 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:05,123 since he called them yesterday and asked them to push it back. 843 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,193 Except he'd already lied to me and said they pushed it back. 844 00:47:11,096 --> 00:47:12,898 So he had plans yesterday? 845 00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:14,399 Yeah. 846 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:18,003 But apparently he ended up doing something else. 847 00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,270 I just don't know what. 848 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,141 Christy-- 849 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,276 Oh, my God. 850 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:26,878 I'm so stupid. 851 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:30,048 I bet it was Jessica. 852 00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,151 Who? 853 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,120 Jessica, that god dammed waitress. 854 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:38,890 Well... 855 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:43,028 that's just perfect. 856 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:44,662 We're barely able to pay our bills 857 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,664 and he's skipping job interviews, 858 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,266 so he can chase some girl behind my back. 859 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:50,401 I'm gonna kill him. 860 00:47:56,975 --> 00:47:59,677 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 861 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:03,181 I didn't mean to dump all that on you. 862 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,149 No, it's okay. 863 00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:20,031 Hey. 864 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:21,032 Hey. 865 00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:26,938 Oh. Hang on a second. 866 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,943 I, uh-- I wanted to give you this. 867 00:48:31,977 --> 00:48:32,978 What's that for? 868 00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:34,445 Dinner last night. 869 00:48:34,479 --> 00:48:36,014 I know you prefer to treat, but -- 870 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:38,316 Here. Just take it. 871 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:40,085 Don't worry about it. 872 00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,220 I'm not worried about it. 873 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:44,055 I'd just rather pay my own way. 874 00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:47,058 Since when? 875 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,493 You guys have been eating at my restaurant 876 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:51,162 ever since I started working there, 877 00:48:51,196 --> 00:48:52,363 and I've never seen you all stressed out 878 00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:54,399 about picking up a bill before. 879 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,067 Nobody's stressed out. 880 00:48:56,101 --> 00:49:00,738 I just don't need your charity, Derrick. 881 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,708 Last time I heard, you still didn't have a job. 882 00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:07,578 So the way I see it, you do need my charity. 883 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:09,247 All right. 884 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,416 You're right. I guees you're right. 885 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,985 I did need your help. 886 00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:14,986 Like you needed mine. 887 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,524 What's that supposed to mean? 888 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,426 Well... 889 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:26,197 somebody had to teach you how to satisfy April. 890 00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:28,266 Come to think of it, 891 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,767 you never did thank me for that. 892 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,269 So maybe we'll just call it even, and-- 893 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,403 Shut the fuck up. 894 00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,341 She told me you were jealous. 895 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,376 She fucking told me. And I don't blame you. 896 00:49:38,409 --> 00:49:40,411 It was probably the best fucking sex she's had in a long-- 897 00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:44,115 Hmm? Keep talking. 898 00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:45,350 Do you regret it, Derrick? 899 00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:47,018 Letting another man fuck your wife? 900 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:07,072 God, this is so frustrating. 901 00:50:07,105 --> 00:50:08,506 But all he keeps saying is 902 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,541 he doesn't wanna talk about it. 903 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:14,045 Yeah, you know, I got home right after it happened. 904 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:15,813 Look, from what I heard, 905 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,382 it sounds they were both being idiots, 906 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:20,418 and things got a little out of control. 907 00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:24,589 All right. So what do we do? 908 00:50:24,622 --> 00:50:26,591 We get them sit down together and iron it out? 909 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:28,593 Because if that doesn't work, 910 00:50:28,626 --> 00:50:30,561 I'm willing to knock some sense into both of them. 911 00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:35,100 Okay easy. I don't think we need to go that far. 912 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:39,470 You know, I just hate that all this craziness 913 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,206 made Matt miss his interview again. 914 00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,309 He didn't go? 915 00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:49,380 Didn't he tell you? 916 00:50:49,414 --> 00:50:51,482 He hasn't told me anything-- 917 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:52,817 God. I just assumed-- 918 00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,085 All right, I got to go. 919 00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:55,153 You know, Christy wait just-- 920 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:03,694 Oh, shit. 921 00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:12,370 You know, you could've at least told me 922 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,339 you missed your interview. 923 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:17,608 I don't know if you noticed, 924 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:20,245 but I kind of got my ass kicked today. 925 00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:22,079 I can't exactly go in there spitting up blood. 926 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,485 Did they let you reschedule. 927 00:51:30,255 --> 00:51:33,124 Oh, man. 928 00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:35,293 I didn't even call them back. I forgot. 929 00:51:35,326 --> 00:51:38,629 Matt, what is going on with you? 930 00:51:38,663 --> 00:51:40,298 Do you even want this job? 931 00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:42,467 Of course I do. 932 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,435 Then maybe you can explain to me 933 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:45,603 why these things keep happening. 934 00:51:45,636 --> 00:51:49,874 What things are you talking about? 935 00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:53,144 You lied to me about why you didn't go 936 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:54,645 to the interview. 937 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:57,648 And today, you just happen to get into a fight 938 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,883 when you're on the way to interview-- 939 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,552 Wait a minute. I never lied to you. 940 00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:04,155 Yes, you did. 941 00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:05,690 I talked to them when you were in the shower. 942 00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:07,892 They told me you canceled on them, 943 00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:10,561 but that's isn't what you told me. 944 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:14,299 Okay, so I got the details mixed up. 945 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,234 What difference does it make? 946 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:19,136 The difference is that, I'm not a fool. 947 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,241 Matt. 948 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:26,411 I know what you've been up to. 949 00:52:34,285 --> 00:52:34,952 Christy-- 950 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:35,786 Don't. 951 00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:40,925 If you want to keep seeing Jessica, 952 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,461 then just be honest about it. 953 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,962 You don't have to sneak around, 954 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,432 worrying about keeping your story straight. 955 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,402 Matt. 956 00:52:51,436 --> 00:52:54,905 I get it. I do. 957 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:56,407 Jessica's hot. 958 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,942 And she was fun to fool around with. 959 00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:58,943 And-- 960 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:05,750 But you can't let her interfere with you finding a job, 961 00:53:05,783 --> 00:53:07,885 because we're really hanging by a thread here. 962 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:10,788 I know we are. 963 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:15,493 But I haven't seen Jessica since we saw Jessica. 964 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,328 I haven't even talked to her. 965 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:21,666 So you can stop worrying about that. 966 00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,334 Are you sure? 967 00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,436 Because this has been driving me crazy. 968 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,004 I'm positive. 969 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,407 You're worrying yourself sick over nothing. 970 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,247 Maybe I am. 971 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:37,482 I have been stressing a lot lately. 972 00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,353 And it doesn't help that Derrick and April 973 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:45,256 buying a house and starting this great new life together 974 00:53:45,290 --> 00:53:47,625 and we're sitting here stuck in the mud. 975 00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:51,896 I know. But it'll be our turn soon. 976 00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:58,002 It better be. 977 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,486 I tried calling you. A few times. 978 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,255 I know. 979 00:54:21,326 --> 00:54:24,329 Look, I know I went a little overboard earlier, but-- 980 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:26,897 Don't apologize to me. Matt's downstairs. 981 00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:30,701 I'm not talking about Matt. 982 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:33,671 I don't care about Matt. I'm talking about you and I. 983 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:38,075 Us trying to be like them was stupid. 984 00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:40,077 We should never tried to be like Matt and Christy. 985 00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:41,679 We're not them, and we never will be. 986 00:54:41,712 --> 00:54:43,948 I wasn't trying to be like anybody. 987 00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:48,619 I was just trying to get closer to you. 988 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:49,720 You-- 989 00:54:49,754 --> 00:54:51,356 You don't regret it? 990 00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:52,423 Why should I? 991 00:54:54,559 --> 00:54:57,462 April, you slept with another man. 992 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,430 And where were you when that happening? 993 00:54:59,464 --> 00:55:00,731 Oh, yeah. 994 00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:01,999 You were right there next to me, 995 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:02,733 having sex with another woman. 996 00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,402 Yeah. 997 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:05,970 And I'm ashamed of it. 998 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:07,972 You shouldn't be, Derrick. 999 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,775 You shouldn't be ashamed of anything that we did that night. 1000 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,110 There is anything you should be ashamed about is 1001 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,579 the way you been acting ever since. 1002 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:25,390 ( knocking on door ) 1003 00:55:30,027 --> 00:55:32,029 Hi. 1004 00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:35,600 Hey, April. 1005 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:39,470 I came by to say I'm sorry for outing you. 1006 00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:42,039 You "outed" me? 1007 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,441 Last night. 1008 00:55:43,474 --> 00:55:45,410 On the phone with Christy 1009 00:55:45,443 --> 00:55:49,980 I said something about you not making it to your interview, 1010 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:54,018 I-- I had no idea that she didn't already know. 1011 00:55:54,051 --> 00:55:56,153 Don't worry about that. 1012 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,122 We worked it all out. 1013 00:55:58,155 --> 00:55:59,724 Yeah? Yeah. 1014 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:03,994 Are you sure? I'm positive. 1015 00:56:08,433 --> 00:56:12,036 So, how you're feeling today, champ? 1016 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:15,039 Don't you start. 1017 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,641 I embarrass easily. 1018 00:56:16,674 --> 00:56:17,608 I know. 1019 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,713 I'm...I'm fine. 1020 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,982 Thanks. 1021 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:26,584 Good. 1022 00:56:26,617 --> 00:56:30,555 I--I could use some air, though. 1023 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,862 So you are saying you're not a perfectionist. 1024 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,163 Oh, wow. 1025 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,898 So you're just taking his side. 1026 00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:42,500 It's out. No, no, no, that's okay. 1027 00:56:42,533 --> 00:56:44,201 I know your bromance, so it's all good. 1028 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,169 Great. 1029 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,779 So I have a question. 1030 00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:55,746 Okay. 1031 00:57:00,585 --> 00:57:03,554 Why didn't you just call me? 1032 00:57:03,588 --> 00:57:04,789 I mean this morning. 1033 00:57:04,822 --> 00:57:06,557 Something as simple as a quick apology, 1034 00:57:06,591 --> 00:57:09,059 normally you'd just pick up the phone for that. 1035 00:57:11,228 --> 00:57:13,063 I don't know. 1036 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,801 I guess I just wanted to make sure that you're okay. 1037 00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,803 It happens just, you know, men have a tendency 1038 00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:21,972 to want to pretend that they are not hurt. 1039 00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:23,474 Well, I knew that you couldn't do it 1040 00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:26,777 if I was-- if I was looking at you. 1041 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:28,779 Yeah. 1042 00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:34,184 So, see, you were worried about me? 1043 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,753 Yeah. 1044 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,821 Si. Okay. 1045 00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,860 I'm about to hit you. 1046 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,962 No, no, the whole family. 1047 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:47,965 All right, yes. 1048 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,901 I admit it, I was little bit worried. 1049 00:58:01,779 --> 00:58:05,115 The other day you said that you weren't busy. 1050 00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:08,553 That wasn't true. 1051 00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:20,765 No. No, it wasn't. 1052 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:21,999 I had an interview 1053 00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:25,202 but I moved it at the last minute. 1054 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:32,643 Matt, you haven't worked in like eight months. 1055 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:35,746 And then this big opportunity comes by 1056 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:38,916 and you just blew it off. 1057 00:58:38,949 --> 00:58:39,950 How come? 1058 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:46,323 Because you knocked on my door. 1059 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,659 All right, come on. I'm trying to be serious here. 1060 00:58:48,693 --> 00:58:50,828 So am I. 1061 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:55,866 I wanted to spend some time with you alone. 1062 00:58:55,900 --> 00:59:00,705 So that's what I did. 1063 00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,239 That's what I do. 1064 00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:07,945 Don't you think that was a little irresponsible? 1065 00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:10,881 It was totally irresponsible. 1066 00:59:10,915 --> 00:59:14,018 So then why did you do it? 1067 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:18,656 Come on, because we connected the other night? 1068 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,292 Yes. 1069 00:59:22,326 --> 00:59:23,794 Because of that. 1070 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,997 And because... 1071 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,939 I haven't been able to get you out of my head ever since. 1072 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:44,314 I'm married, Matt. 1073 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:45,716 And so are you. 1074 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:46,784 I know. 1075 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:50,755 You know, you know, 1076 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:53,290 Derrick's is pissing me off right now, I still love him. 1077 00:59:55,693 --> 00:59:57,027 I know that, too. 1078 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,096 Good... 1079 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:03,067 'cause I would never do anything to hurt him or Christy. 1080 01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:12,843 What if Christy was okay with it? 1081 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:19,684 Okay with what? 1082 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:25,756 With me joining your little harem? 1083 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,762 Is that where you think this is going? 1084 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,803 All right. 1085 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:40,437 You know I'd actually need to get back to studying 1086 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:41,872 so we should just go. 1087 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,383 Just for the record, 1088 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:56,120 I don't actually have a harem. 1089 01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:03,127 I know you don't. 1090 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,929 All right. 1091 01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:08,065 That was mean and judgmental. 1092 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,800 Yeah. 1093 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:10,835 I'm sorry. 1094 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:12,469 No, don't be sorry. 1095 01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,471 Please. 1096 01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:18,408 I love finding out what you really think of us. 1097 01:01:18,442 --> 01:01:20,778 Okay, stop it with the drama. 1098 01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:24,782 Okay, that is not what I think. 1099 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:28,485 Okay then, let's have it. 1100 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:29,787 Have what? 1101 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,923 What you do think. 1102 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:37,127 Whatever you imagine goes on with us. 1103 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:44,001 All right, you know I love you guys, right? 1104 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:46,804 Oh boy, where is this going? 1105 01:01:46,837 --> 01:01:48,806 Okay. 1106 01:01:48,839 --> 01:01:50,440 But I can never tell Christy this 1107 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:53,443 because I don't think it was my place 1108 01:01:53,477 --> 01:01:58,115 but I just kind of always felt like 1109 01:01:58,148 --> 01:02:02,119 the whole open marriage thing was just sort of... 1110 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:05,890 bullshit. 1111 01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:07,224 How so? 1112 01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:09,960 It's basically legalized cheating. 1113 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,229 What? 1114 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,231 I mean, come on, am I wrong? 1115 01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:16,901 I know it might look that way from the outside 1116 01:02:16,934 --> 01:02:20,470 I get it, but yes, you're wrong. 1117 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,140 I don't cheat on Christy. On my wife. 1118 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,142 Okay, how do you not cheat 1119 01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:27,544 when you're sleeping with other people? 1120 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,546 Was it cheating when you and Derrick slept with us? 1121 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:31,148 No. 1122 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:33,050 Okay, but well, that's different 1123 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,886 because we talked about it beforehand 1124 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,054 and we made an agreement. 1125 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:39,089 Exactly. 1126 01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:41,058 Christy and I made one too. 1127 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,860 So what's the difference between 1128 01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:46,263 agreeing for one night versus an entire relationship? 1129 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:09,186 Thanks for checking up on me. 1130 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,254 You're welcome. 1131 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:16,060 And you know, I'm sorry that I snapped at you. 1132 01:03:16,093 --> 01:03:18,896 Oh, don't worry about that. 1133 01:03:18,929 --> 01:03:20,530 I deserved it. 1134 01:03:20,564 --> 01:03:23,067 Yeah, you did. Mm-hmm. 1135 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:24,869 Why do I ever admit fault? 1136 01:03:27,071 --> 01:03:29,073 But either way I shouldn't have done it. 1137 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:32,009 Okay, I'll accept your apology if you'll accept mine. 1138 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:37,314 Deal. 1139 01:03:37,347 --> 01:03:39,216 Still friends? 1140 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:40,584 Always. Okay. 1141 01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:44,614 Oh, hey. 1142 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:46,216 Hi. 1143 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,985 You on your way out? 1144 01:04:48,018 --> 01:04:49,954 I was just gonna go downstairs 1145 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,989 and talk to Christy about something. 1146 01:04:52,022 --> 01:04:55,325 Well, I think I just saved you a trip. 1147 01:04:58,996 --> 01:05:00,064 Hey. 1148 01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:03,000 Told you I was gonna do it. 1149 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:04,201 Do what? 1150 01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:10,407 Stage an intervention. 1151 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,309 You should've seen him downstairs 1152 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:15,079 moping around like he lost his best friend. 1153 01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,014 I saw Derrick pulling up outside 1154 01:05:17,047 --> 01:05:19,716 and I-- I thought all right, 1155 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:24,421 you guys are gonna sit down and work this out. 1156 01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:27,324 Yeah. 1157 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:32,096 So here we are. 1158 01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,098 Yeah. 1159 01:05:34,131 --> 01:05:36,633 All right, let's do this. 1160 01:05:49,213 --> 01:05:51,615 And I, uh... 1161 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:56,086 I realized that 1162 01:05:56,120 --> 01:06:01,091 I was way out of line for all the things I said. 1163 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,094 I was wrong. 1164 01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:06,596 And--so I want-- 1165 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:11,235 I want to say I'm sorry. 1166 01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:17,407 I was wrong, too. 1167 01:06:19,409 --> 01:06:21,411 about a lot of things. 1168 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:34,091 See how easy that was? 1169 01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:37,294 And it only took, like, ten seconds. 1170 01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:43,500 I mean, unless you got something 1171 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:44,768 you want to apologize for, too. 1172 01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:48,272 What? 1173 01:06:48,305 --> 01:06:51,808 I'm just saying, since we're on a roll here 1174 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:55,045 if you got something you want to confess, now is the time. 1175 01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:59,749 No. 1176 01:06:59,783 --> 01:07:01,318 I'm good. 1177 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,486 Perfect. 1178 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:06,223 Because I need a drink. 1179 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:12,796 Yeah, me too. 1180 01:07:28,478 --> 01:07:29,513 Picked your poison. 1181 01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:35,285 ( phone rings ) 1182 01:07:35,319 --> 01:07:37,421 Oh, great. It's Robin. 1183 01:07:38,622 --> 01:07:39,823 Here, I'll talk with her. 1184 01:07:43,427 --> 01:07:44,761 Hey, Robin. 1185 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:46,330 Yeah, no, no, no. 1186 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:48,798 Sorry, it's just been a crazy day. 1187 01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:50,334 What? 1188 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:52,769 Right now, really? 1189 01:07:55,372 --> 01:07:56,473 She wants to show us a place. 1190 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:58,175 Not now. 1191 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:01,145 Sure. Sure. 1192 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:04,848 She says, she thinks that we will love it, 1193 01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:06,516 but we've got to see it today. 1194 01:08:06,550 --> 01:08:09,353 The listing's going out in the morning. 1195 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:10,420 All right. 1196 01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:12,456 Text us the address. 1197 01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,224 Yep, all right. 1198 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,260 See you soon. Thanks, bye. 1199 01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,363 You guys want to come along? 1200 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:21,531 Derrick, they're probably tired. 1201 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:24,134 Come on, it's five minutes, in and out. 1202 01:08:24,168 --> 01:08:26,603 Yeah. Sure. 1203 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:30,274 All right, come on in, guys. 1204 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,545 Wow. Nice. 1205 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,247 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1206 01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:39,816 It's a just under 2,000 square feet its-- 1207 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,455 I want to hear about this one. 1208 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,325 Okay. 1209 01:08:48,358 --> 01:08:51,228 It's got four bedrooms, two and a half baths. 1210 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:52,629 Um, it's got a detached two-car garage, 1211 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:55,131 and the owners already replaced the roof. 1212 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,269 God, I love the windows. 1213 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:14,351 So what do you think? 1214 01:09:14,384 --> 01:09:18,288 It's nice. 1215 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:21,491 And what do you think? 1216 01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:24,561 I think-- it feels like us. 1217 01:09:27,231 --> 01:09:32,536 "Us" is in you and Derrick. 1218 01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:35,405 Me and Derrick are the only "us" that I'm a part of, Matt. 1219 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:40,510 What happened today didn't happen. 1220 01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:44,981 Yes, it did. 1221 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:47,684 Not if I say it didn't. 1222 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,719 And we are not gonna talk about this here. 1223 01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:52,322 We're not gonna talk about this anywhere. 1224 01:09:52,356 --> 01:09:53,957 Ever again. 1225 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:55,459 Look, I'm not gonna-- 1226 01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,627 DERRICK: April! 1227 01:09:57,661 --> 01:09:58,595 I'm in here! 1228 01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:02,699 Well, what do you think? 1229 01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:06,002 I-- I love it. Good. 1230 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,471 She says, she thinks it's gonna go fast, 1231 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:09,339 so if we want it, we need to jump. 1232 01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:16,646 Then I say let's jump. 1233 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,614 Perfect. 1234 01:10:19,516 --> 01:10:20,984 Robin did it. 1235 01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:22,352 I mean, she did it. 1236 01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,321 That was the one, absolutely. 1237 01:10:24,354 --> 01:10:26,256 It's good. It's good. It's beautiful. 1238 01:10:26,290 --> 01:10:27,991 It's roomy, spacious enough for us. 1239 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:29,659 Spacious? Did you see the bathtub? 1240 01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,561 With the whirlpool jets and everything? 1241 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:35,399 I could just crawl inside that thing and take a nap. 1242 01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:37,401 Well, anytime you want to come over and use it, just call. 1243 01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:39,403 Okay, I will. 1244 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,971 I take that as an open invitation. 1245 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,773 APRIL: Okay, I hate to break this to you, 1246 01:10:43,807 --> 01:10:46,343 but I think we just ended with a permanent houseguest. 1247 01:10:46,376 --> 01:10:49,746 Yeah, I think we did. 1248 01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,392 What's up? 1249 01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:11,801 You okay? 1250 01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,737 Yeah. 1251 01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,275 But there's something I should probably tell you. 1252 01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:28,652 Four bedrooms. 1253 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:30,019 I know. 1254 01:11:31,655 --> 01:11:34,324 One could be a nursery. 1255 01:11:34,358 --> 01:11:35,291 I know. 1256 01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,430 ( knocking on door ) 1257 01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,803 All right, all right, I should probably just get that. 1258 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,674 I'll be right back. 1259 01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:52,542 I promise I'll be right back. 1260 01:11:57,447 --> 01:11:58,848 Hey. 1261 01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,684 Are you fucking kidding me? 1262 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,452 I asked you. 1263 01:12:02,486 --> 01:12:04,988 I asked if Matt had been with somebody else, 1264 01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:06,623 and you lied to me. 1265 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:09,092 You looked me right in the eye and lied. 1266 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:12,429 Hey, Christy, just calm down, okay? 1267 01:12:12,462 --> 01:12:14,364 I don't know what you're talking about, 1268 01:12:14,398 --> 01:12:15,865 and I never have lied to you. 1269 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:16,866 You did. 1270 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,502 You said Matt wasn't here 1271 01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:20,837 with another girl the other day, but he was. 1272 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,506 He was with you. 1273 01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:25,709 Christy, nothing happened between me and Matt. 1274 01:12:25,742 --> 01:12:28,512 April, I know you kissed him. 1275 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:37,120 Okay, Christy, just listen. 1276 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:38,688 Let me just explain, okay. 1277 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:42,492 That was--that happen sort of by accident. 1278 01:12:42,526 --> 01:12:44,127 Really? 1279 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,162 Really, was it by accident 1280 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,498 that you've been hanging out with him ever since that night 1281 01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:50,567 and keeping it a secret? 1282 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,402 But was it an accident when you said 1283 01:12:52,436 --> 01:12:54,604 my whole relationship was bullshit? 1284 01:12:57,541 --> 01:12:59,609 Yeah, he told me everything. 1285 01:13:02,111 --> 01:13:03,513 He didn't have to tell me 1286 01:13:03,547 --> 01:13:07,584 how stupid I was for trying to help you. 1287 01:13:07,617 --> 01:13:09,753 That part I figured out for myself. 1288 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:15,158 Wait Christy, just-- 1289 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,455 I don't know what to say, Derrick. 1290 01:13:45,489 --> 01:13:46,656 Just say what happened. 1291 01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:56,199 The morning after we all were together, 1292 01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:03,707 I went looking for Christy but she wasn't home. 1293 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:08,878 So I was really upset 1294 01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:12,716 because of all the things you had said to me, 1295 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:16,853 and I just--I just needed somebody to talk to. 1296 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:19,823 I don't need you to go through all the details. 1297 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,691 Just get to the part where you fucked him. 1298 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,829 I didn't. 1299 01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:28,832 It was just a kiss. Just one kiss. 1300 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:30,033 And why should I believe you? 1301 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:31,835 Because that's the truth. 1302 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,203 I don't think you know what the truth is, April. 1303 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:35,739 And I don't think you care. 1304 01:14:35,772 --> 01:14:37,106 You looked at me every day, 1305 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,842 and kept your dirty little secrets, 1306 01:14:38,875 --> 01:14:41,210 and let me walk around here like a goddamn fool. 1307 01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:42,646 No, no, no. 1308 01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:45,248 It was not like that. 1309 01:14:45,281 --> 01:14:48,752 I promise you there weren't any dirty little secrets. 1310 01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:51,521 God, nothing even happened until today. 1311 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:52,989 Is that when you had sex with him? 1312 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:56,760 Stop asking me that. 1313 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,028 I already told you I didn't sleep with him. 1314 01:14:59,062 --> 01:15:03,499 I'll stop asking when I believe the answer. 1315 01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:10,506 The only time I slept with Matt was when you were there. 1316 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:14,544 Which sounds more and more crazy to me 1317 01:15:14,578 --> 01:15:18,882 every time I hear myself say it out loud, but that's it. 1318 01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:20,316 Okay, that's it. 1319 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,551 That's all you're gonna get from me 1320 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:22,752 because that's the truth. 1321 01:15:25,088 --> 01:15:28,792 You asked me if--if I'm-- 1322 01:15:28,825 --> 01:15:33,062 I regretted us hooking up with them. 1323 01:15:33,096 --> 01:15:35,632 And I told you that I didn't. 1324 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:38,868 And I still don't 1325 01:15:38,902 --> 01:15:42,939 because as stupid as it was, 1326 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,541 it was a decision that we made together. 1327 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:51,047 But I do regret everything else. 1328 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,285 And... 1329 01:15:56,319 --> 01:16:00,824 it's the only explanation I have is that 1330 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:03,660 I was wrong. 1331 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:11,601 I just want to know if you fucked him. 1332 01:16:11,635 --> 01:16:13,036 That's all. 1333 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:15,739 No. 1334 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:21,678 But you wanted to. 1335 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:26,883 Yes. 1336 01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:33,356 But I didn't. 1337 01:16:33,389 --> 01:16:37,694 I would never ever do anything like that to you. 1338 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,832 Well, now you can. 1339 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,972 ( knocking on door ) 1340 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:30,847 Congratulations. 1341 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,982 You win. 1342 01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:37,921 I win what? 1343 01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:39,989 Derrick's gone. 1344 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:41,691 He just left, 1345 01:17:41,725 --> 01:17:43,893 and I don't think he's coming back. 1346 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:50,767 Well, that's what you wanted, isn't it? 1347 01:17:54,871 --> 01:17:57,073 I just wanted Christy to know the truth. 1348 01:17:57,106 --> 01:17:59,175 Why? 1349 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:03,446 So it could get back to Derrick? 1350 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:06,716 Matt, you had to know that it would. 1351 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,051 I guess you're right. 1352 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:10,754 I probably should've thought of that. 1353 01:18:41,117 --> 01:18:44,087 She's got a point, you know. 1354 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:45,521 Why did you tell me? 1355 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:49,058 Was it because you knew I would confront her? 1356 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:57,867 Oh, my God. 1357 01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:03,873 You were trying to break them up. 1358 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:11,114 Oh, my God. 1359 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,116 What the hell is wrong with you 1360 01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:15,284 that is so far beyond fucked up? 1361 01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:17,954 I can't even believe it. 1362 01:19:17,987 --> 01:19:19,455 No, no you are not! 1363 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,024 You are not gonna leave-- 1364 01:19:21,057 --> 01:19:22,258 we're gonna deal with this right now! 1365 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,927 I get it, Christy! I fucked up! 1366 01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:26,529 Is that what do you want me to say? 1367 01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:29,298 I want you to get this through your head. 1368 01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:32,168 April doesn't want you, she doesn't want us 1369 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:35,571 and she doesn't want our lifestyle. 1370 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,842 She wants her husband. 1371 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:40,543 And if she didn't, 1372 01:19:40,576 --> 01:19:43,079 you wouldn't have needed to sabotage their marriage. 1373 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:54,190 Are you in love with her? 1374 01:20:02,265 --> 01:20:03,199 No. 1375 01:20:06,569 --> 01:20:11,174 I thought I was but I'm not. 1376 01:20:16,612 --> 01:20:19,148 I knew it. 1377 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:20,616 I knew. 1378 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:24,087 Getting involved with friends was a mistake. 1379 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,991 I told you it would get complicated 1380 01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:31,160 but you made me feel like I was worried over nothing. 1381 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:35,198 I can't believe I fell for that shit. 1382 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:38,234 I'm really sorry. 1383 01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:39,936 I don't know what else to say. 1384 01:20:41,905 --> 01:20:45,208 You don't have to say anything, Matt. 1385 01:20:45,241 --> 01:20:46,842 You've done enough damage. 1386 01:21:25,048 --> 01:21:26,282 ( knocking on door ) 1387 01:21:46,469 --> 01:21:47,971 Is he back? 1388 01:21:57,480 --> 01:22:00,049 Did you try calling him? 1389 01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:03,686 I called. I texted. 1390 01:22:03,719 --> 01:22:05,088 I emailed. 1391 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:09,092 He won't talk to me. 1392 01:22:14,998 --> 01:22:16,299 Are you and Matt breaking up? 1393 01:22:19,502 --> 01:22:21,437 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 1394 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:28,277 He will be paying for this 1395 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:30,079 for the rest of his miserable life. 1396 01:22:30,113 --> 01:22:32,115 He'll beg for death by the time I'm done. 1397 01:22:39,155 --> 01:22:41,057 I'm so sorry, Christy. 1398 01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:48,331 I know you are. 1399 01:22:48,364 --> 01:22:51,700 I mean it. 1400 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:53,369 I really hate myself right now. 1401 01:22:59,275 --> 01:23:00,976 I hate you too. 1402 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:12,721 Come here. 1403 01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:55,198 I tried calling you, a lot. 1404 01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:01,270 Where'd you sleep last night? 1405 01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:06,575 All right, can you please say something to me 1406 01:24:06,609 --> 01:24:08,444 so I know that I still exist to you? 1407 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,079 I'm looking for my phone charger. 1408 01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:11,046 Have you seen it? 1409 01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:16,419 So we're not even gonna try to work this out? 1410 01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:18,187 There's nothing to work out. 1411 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:25,228 Derrick, don't you-- don't you think 1412 01:24:25,261 --> 01:24:27,463 you're being a little melodramatic about this. 1413 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:33,169 I mean, it was just a kiss. 1414 01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:38,807 It was just one little kiss. 1415 01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:45,848 And I already admitted that I was wrong. 1416 01:24:45,881 --> 01:24:49,485 I mean, what else do you want from me? 1417 01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:51,820 I don't want anything from you. 1418 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:54,590 That's what you don't understand. 1419 01:24:54,623 --> 01:24:58,327 There's nothing you can say to make me trust you again. 1420 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,469 Well, if we don't have that, 1421 01:25:06,502 --> 01:25:09,838 I-- I guess we don't have anything. 1422 01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:11,274 I guess we don't. 1423 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:39,235 Hey. 1424 01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:41,370 Hi. 1425 01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:45,874 Look, I-- 1426 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:49,878 I know that everything that happened is my fault. 1427 01:25:49,912 --> 01:25:51,280 I screwed up. 1428 01:25:57,220 --> 01:25:59,288 I don't know what else to say. 1429 01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:02,191 Yeah, I don't either. 1430 01:26:02,225 --> 01:26:05,261 I just know that I'm way past the point 1431 01:26:05,294 --> 01:26:09,332 of worrying about who is at fault. 1432 01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:16,405 Do you think it would help if I tried talking to him? 1433 01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:19,275 No. 1434 01:26:48,604 --> 01:26:51,407 What do you want? 1435 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:55,478 I want you to stop being a dick. 1436 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:57,380 Just leave me alone, Christy. 1437 01:26:57,413 --> 01:27:00,549 Everybody is sorry, Derrick. 1438 01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,485 April's sorry. Matt's sorry. 1439 01:27:02,518 --> 01:27:05,421 I'm sorry, and I didn't even do anything. 1440 01:27:05,454 --> 01:27:09,258 Look, they cheated on us. 1441 01:27:09,292 --> 01:27:11,760 That might mean nothing to you and your little world, 1442 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:13,329 but it means a lot to me. 1443 01:27:13,362 --> 01:27:15,598 I'm not exactly thrilled about it, either. 1444 01:27:15,631 --> 01:27:19,435 But we're not talking about me. 1445 01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:24,039 You and April have a strong relationship. 1446 01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:25,608 You can get past this. 1447 01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:27,476 Not if I don't want to. 1448 01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:31,580 So you'd rather be all morally outraged 1449 01:27:31,614 --> 01:27:33,248 than fix your marriage? 1450 01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:37,520 Just because you're wearing that wedding ring 1451 01:27:37,553 --> 01:27:39,622 doesn't give you the right to lecture me about marriage. 1452 01:27:39,655 --> 01:27:42,291 My marriage was real. 1453 01:27:42,325 --> 01:27:44,059 Not just for show like yours. 1454 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,362 Okay, this whole thing 1455 01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:48,631 is as much your fault as it is April's. 1456 01:27:48,664 --> 01:27:50,666 You went into it with both eyes open, 1457 01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:53,068 and this is the stuff that can sometimes happen. 1458 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:55,538 Matt and I should've said no to you guys in the first place. 1459 01:27:55,571 --> 01:27:57,306 But we didn't. So here we are. 1460 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:59,642 Yeah. Here we are. 1461 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:07,383 ( knocking on door ) 1462 01:28:12,821 --> 01:28:14,557 Hi, Robin. 1463 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,559 Hi, I'm really sorry to drop in on you like this, 1464 01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:18,093 but was in the neighborhood 1465 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:21,497 so I figured I would drop this by. 1466 01:28:21,530 --> 01:28:22,365 What is this? 1467 01:28:22,398 --> 01:28:23,666 Your offer letter. 1468 01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:25,033 Now I don't mean to rush you guys, 1469 01:28:25,067 --> 01:28:26,835 but I just want to hurry up and get it signed 1470 01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,504 before anybody else can squeak by us. 1471 01:28:28,537 --> 01:28:30,072 I'm sorry. 1472 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:31,674 I should've called you. 1473 01:28:31,707 --> 01:28:34,577 I just assumed that Derrick would have. 1474 01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:35,878 Oh, no. It's okay. 1475 01:28:35,911 --> 01:28:38,481 Like I said, I was in the neighborhood. 1476 01:28:38,514 --> 01:28:40,849 No, that's not what I mean. 1477 01:28:40,883 --> 01:28:44,553 Derrick and I-- 1478 01:28:44,587 --> 01:28:48,524 wow, this is embarrassing. 1479 01:28:48,557 --> 01:28:50,859 We're not buying the house. 1480 01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:52,495 We're not buying any house. 1481 01:28:52,528 --> 01:28:55,398 We're--we're not together anymore. 1482 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,701 Oh, my god. 1483 01:28:58,734 --> 01:29:00,503 I'm so sorry to hear that. 1484 01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:01,670 Are you okay? 1485 01:29:01,704 --> 01:29:04,707 I'm fine. Thank you. 1486 01:29:04,740 --> 01:29:06,709 Well, look I don't want to interfere, 1487 01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:10,746 but if there's anything I can do, please let me know. 1488 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,482 I will. 1489 01:29:18,153 --> 01:29:23,459 And April, if it's any consolation, 1490 01:29:23,492 --> 01:29:24,593 I know what you're going through. 1491 01:29:26,662 --> 01:29:28,130 I've been exactly where you are. 1492 01:29:28,163 --> 01:29:29,898 Twice, in fact. 1493 01:29:29,932 --> 01:29:31,900 Really? 1494 01:29:31,934 --> 01:29:34,503 Two divorces under my belt. 1495 01:29:34,537 --> 01:29:37,039 Now the first one was a mistake right from the start 1496 01:29:37,072 --> 01:29:39,642 but the second time 1497 01:29:39,675 --> 01:29:44,046 I should have worked a lot harder to save that one. 1498 01:29:44,079 --> 01:29:46,749 Funny thing is, the idea of refusing 1499 01:29:46,782 --> 01:29:48,651 to throw in the towel was even an option. 1500 01:29:48,684 --> 01:29:50,152 But once we -- 1501 01:29:50,185 --> 01:29:55,123 I'm sorry. I'm--I have to go. 1502 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,496 Thank you so much. 1503 01:30:27,122 --> 01:30:28,691 You can't be back here. 1504 01:30:28,724 --> 01:30:30,659 You promised me a house. 1505 01:30:32,628 --> 01:30:35,163 Go home. We'll talk about it later. 1506 01:30:35,197 --> 01:30:38,601 You said that if you kept working 1507 01:30:38,634 --> 01:30:42,838 and if I stayed in school that we'd have a house of our own. 1508 01:30:42,871 --> 01:30:45,107 Well, we finally found one. 1509 01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:49,211 And it's just sitting there. 1510 01:30:49,244 --> 01:30:51,547 It's waiting for us. 1511 01:30:55,150 --> 01:30:58,554 Look, Robin brought over the offer letter. 1512 01:30:58,587 --> 01:31:01,824 All-- all we have to do is sign this 1513 01:31:01,857 --> 01:31:03,626 and the house is ours. 1514 01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,194 April, if you brought this over here for me to sign-- 1515 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:08,096 No, that is not why I came here. 1516 01:31:13,936 --> 01:31:15,270 April. 1517 01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:16,805 April, what are you doing. 1518 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:17,806 Are you crazy? What? 1519 01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:21,109 I love that house, Derrick. 1520 01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:23,111 I could grow old in that house 1521 01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,648 but if it doesn't include you I don't want it. 1522 01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:31,587 Derrick, I made a mistake. 1523 01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:35,891 A lot of mistakes I can admit that. 1524 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:39,762 But when you married me you said that 1525 01:31:39,795 --> 01:31:43,699 you would love me no matter what. 1526 01:31:43,732 --> 01:31:47,135 And this--this is the "no matter what" part. 1527 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:52,741 And I wish--I wish I could change what happened 1528 01:31:52,775 --> 01:31:54,209 but I know that I can't. 1529 01:31:56,311 --> 01:31:59,682 But I also know that 1530 01:31:59,715 --> 01:32:01,550 I'm not leaving here without my husband. 1531 01:32:01,584 --> 01:32:03,752 I'm not letting you go. 1532 01:32:03,786 --> 01:32:05,821 And what if this doesn't work? 1533 01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:09,592 What if we can't get past this, huh? 1534 01:32:09,625 --> 01:32:11,660 We will. 1535 01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:14,597 We have to. 1536 01:32:14,630 --> 01:32:18,000 Because, Derrick--Derrick, 1537 01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:22,237 I don't want to keep setting things on fire 1538 01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:24,006 and you know I would. 1539 01:32:24,039 --> 01:32:27,309 Just stay away from my stove. 1540 01:32:27,342 --> 01:32:29,678 We'll talk about it later, go home. 1541 01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:30,646 Yes. 1542 01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:34,683 Now get out of here. 1543 01:32:34,717 --> 01:32:36,752 And take this with you. 1544 01:32:36,785 --> 01:32:37,720 Go home. 1545 01:33:02,377 --> 01:33:05,280 That's it. Truck's empty. 1546 01:33:05,313 --> 01:33:07,950 Oh, wow. 1547 01:33:07,983 --> 01:33:10,786 Well, thank you guys, so much for all your help. 1548 01:33:10,819 --> 01:33:13,255 That's what we're here for. 1549 01:33:13,288 --> 01:33:15,257 Hey, we got some beers if you guys, want to hang. 1550 01:33:15,290 --> 01:33:17,693 That's okay. We should get going. 1551 01:33:17,726 --> 01:33:20,963 Let you guys dig through the mess. 1552 01:33:20,996 --> 01:33:23,265 So sweet of you to leave like this. 1553 01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:24,967 I'm sweet. 1554 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,234 Thanks, Matt. 1555 01:33:27,903 --> 01:33:29,371 Yeah. Okay. 1556 01:33:32,307 --> 01:33:33,676 Call you later. 1557 01:33:34,910 --> 01:33:36,378 Okay. Oh, boy. 1558 01:33:36,411 --> 01:33:38,046 Now it begins. Yeah. 1559 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:40,048 I was, like, what's appropriate to wear? 1560 01:33:40,082 --> 01:33:40,983 He's your teacher. 1561 01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:42,417 Oh, well, good one. 1562 01:33:42,450 --> 01:33:43,986 I mean, I don't want them to feel-- 1563 01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:45,721 Yeah, don't corrupt them now. 1564 01:33:45,754 --> 01:33:46,789 But I didn't want them to. Yeah. 1565 01:33:46,822 --> 01:33:48,891 Yeah, don't do that. 1566 01:33:48,924 --> 01:33:50,893 Oh, hey. 1567 01:33:50,926 --> 01:33:52,394 Hey, you must be my new neighbors. 1568 01:33:52,427 --> 01:33:53,962 Yeah. Hi, I'm Matt. 1569 01:33:53,996 --> 01:33:55,063 Nice to meet you. Same here. 1570 01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:56,298 Jordan. 1571 01:33:56,331 --> 01:33:58,734 Hi. I'm Jordan. Christy. 1572 01:33:58,767 --> 01:34:00,402 I'm Christy. 1573 01:34:00,435 --> 01:34:02,671 You're Jordan, I'm Christy. 1574 01:34:02,705 --> 01:34:03,839 That's right. 1575 01:34:03,872 --> 01:34:05,173 Yeah, that cleared it up. 1576 01:34:05,207 --> 01:34:07,275 Okay, you need a hand with anything? 1577 01:34:07,309 --> 01:34:08,343 No, I don't have that much. But thanks. 1578 01:34:08,376 --> 01:34:10,078 Well, welcome. 1579 01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:12,080 And you know, I guess we'll see you around. 1580 01:34:12,114 --> 01:34:13,816 Definitely. All right. 1581 01:34:15,050 --> 01:34:18,020 Nice talking to you. Jordan. 1582 01:34:18,053 --> 01:34:19,387 Bye. 1583 01:34:45,948 --> 01:34:47,382 What are you thinking about? 1584 01:34:49,818 --> 01:34:52,054 Four bedrooms. 1585 01:34:52,087 --> 01:34:54,857 I'm thinking we actually have four bedrooms. 1586 01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,060 I know. 1587 01:35:00,462 --> 01:35:02,297 One could be a nursery. 1588 01:35:03,932 --> 01:35:05,033 I know. 1589 01:35:08,403 --> 01:35:10,806 I love you. 1590 01:35:10,839 --> 01:35:12,407 I love you, too.